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KABOOM! That's what the Mayans predicted on December 21st, 2012, will happen.  Yes, some serious end of the world negativety is gonna go down. But we're not going down without a fight, and neither are you, and that's why we give you Geddon Gear.  Get Into Gear!

	Are you all scared?  Don't be.  Just do this:
	Browse our R & D products.  These can be found to the left here or via our subterranean Shop.
	Pick a product, and carefully read the description to determine if it is the right product for you.
	Recognize you can immediately purchase pre-release versions of all our gear printed on a t-shirt, mug, jug, button, thong, clock, or other pointless gadget via our Approved Gear Line, and rest easy knowing that this will serve as a reminder to all those who see it how incredibly unfastiduous you are with your money.

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